If you’re heading into a Lean meeting and want to win “Corporate Bingo” while staring at the SQDCC board, here is your definitive Bullshit Bingo Card. This is designed to capture all the buzzwords, jargon, and “management-speak” that tend to fly around when people are looking at red and green metrics. The SQDCC Bullshit Bingo […]
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Since we are committed to Lean efficiency, this survival guide is designed to help you endure the daily 10-minute stand-up without developing a facial twitch. Think of this as your Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) for corporate survival. SOP: The 10-Minute Stand-up Survival Checklist Phase 1: Pre-Meeting Prep (T-minus 2 mins) Phase 2: During the Meeting […]
This is the ultimate “Underground SQDCC Manual.” You can print this out (perhaps in a small, discreet font) and pin it behind the board or keep it in your notebook for those moments when the corporate jargon becomes too much to handle. 🚩 THE UNOFFICIAL SQDCC TRANSLATION POSTER 🚩 “Making Sense of the Lean Nonsense” […]
When the SQDCC board stays Red for three days, you start feeling the heat. To survive the third morning, you need a “sophisticated excuse”—something that sounds like you’re working hard on a solution, even if you’re just waiting for the weekend. Here is your SQDCC Red-Square Defense Kit. Pick the excuse that matches the letter […]