{"id":574,"date":"2026-02-26T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-26T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/?p=574"},"modified":"2026-02-27T09:25:43","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T07:25:43","slug":"sqdcc-translation-poster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/2026\/02\/26\/sqdcc-translation-poster\/","title":{"rendered":"SQDCC TRANSLATION POSTER"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This is the ultimate “Underground SQDCC Manual.”<\/strong> You can print this out (perhaps in a small, discreet font) and pin it behind the board or keep it in your notebook for those moments when the corporate jargon becomes too much to handle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\ud83d\udea9 THE UNOFFICIAL SQDCC TRANSLATION POSTER \ud83d\udea9<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMaking Sense of the Lean Nonsense\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Buzzword<\/strong><\/td>The Translation (The Truth)<\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/thead>
“Safety is our #1 Priority”<\/strong><\/td>“Please don’t trip over that cable; the paperwork is a nightmare.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Data-Driven Decisions”<\/strong><\/td>“I found a spreadsheet that vaguely supports what I already decided to do.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Standard Work”<\/strong><\/td>“Do it exactly like this until someone forgets, then we\u2019ll change the poster.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Gemba Walk”<\/strong><\/td>“The managers are wandering around looking confused because their coffee machine is broken.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Value-Added Activity”<\/strong><\/td>“The only part of your 8-hour shift that actually makes the company money.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Kaizen Event”<\/strong><\/td>“A week-long meeting where we move the trash can and call it ‘optimization’.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Visual Management”<\/strong><\/td>“Coloring in squares with green markers so the CEO stays happy.”<\/td><\/tr>
“Root Cause”<\/strong><\/td>“The person we are going to blame for this mess.”<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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\ud83d\udca1 PRO-TIPS FOR SURVIVAL:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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  1. The “Green Marker” Rule:<\/strong> If a metric is Red, but you\u2019re tired of talking about it, just draw a tiny green border around it. It confuses the brain and reduces the chance of a “Deep Dive.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. The “Silo” Defense:<\/strong> If you are failing your targets, simply blame “Inter-departmental Silos.” It sounds professional, and since nobody knows how to break a silo, the conversation usually ends there.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. The “Lean Smile”:<\/strong> When a consultant mentions “Muda”<\/strong> (Waste), nod solemnly. Do not mention that this 15-minute meeting is actually the biggest Muda<\/em> of your day.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    “If you can’t fix it with a 5S label, it’s probably a cultural issue.”<\/strong> \u2014 Ancient Lean Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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    This is the ultimate “Underground SQDCC Manual.” You can print this out (perhaps in a small, discreet font) and pin it behind the board or keep it in your notebook for those moments when the corporate jargon becomes too much to handle. \ud83d\udea9 THE UNOFFICIAL SQDCC TRANSLATION POSTER \ud83d\udea9 \u201cMaking Sense of the Lean Nonsense\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"templates\/template-full-width.php","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,47],"tags":[48,42,49],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","category-working","tag-bingo","tag-humor","tag-lean"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":577,"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions\/577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.hansweb.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}